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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 23:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No, not a chance

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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